Bio
“I am the Law Office Fairy and I am here to say, whatever you need is a wish away!” My jingle says it all, I am your average mythical creature ready to grant you whatever you need. In Fairy years I am 125,478 leagues old and have been Law Office Fairy-ing for 41,755 leagues long. I know I know, you ask what have I been doing with my other leagues. Well I travelled to Mexico, ate some good food, sun-bathed, really explored my soul. My Fairy parents have been pressuring me to finish school at their stuffy Fairy University. But I took some time off to find my inner calling. I finished a two year program at the local Community Fairy College. That's when I discovered the market for Law Office Fairy-ing is a thriving industry. Law Offices need as much Fairy help as anyone! And that’s how I got here!SERVICES
Perfect for the unorganized disoriented Law Firms needing streamlined new initiatives, the Law Office Fairy is a click away to solve all office problems. My perks include:
- File Location
- Short Hand
- Articulated Phone Etiquette
- Superb Transcription Skills
- Flexible Availability
- Brainstorming Genius
- Complimentary Pixie Dust
EQUIPMENT AND DEVICES
Fairy Wand
I wield the latest Fairy Wand v.236 crafted by Elven Folk and Pixies. The stem is copper and flexible ready for space travel. (It can be stuffed in my tutu for convenience) The star is formulated with gems and crystals cradling the mystical power bestowed upon it by the intergalactic stars. My wand can grant 5,233,687,896 wishes through out a league, and if I upgrade I can obtain even more. But for Law Office work, such as organizing files, locating missing emails, and fixing elevators, the wand is perfection.
Wings Something people don’t know about Fairies is that our wings can grow, stretch, and strengthen through good thoughts, applause, and granting wishes. What doesn't help performance is consuming a box of donuts, but I can’t resist. My wings are in good shape even for bigger guy like me. I can make it to any location on the planet in
0. 00000000000000213 leagues, that is really fast!
Chucks
My exclusively designed canvas and rubber-soled Chuck Taylor's help me evade any sticky situation. If there isn't enough room to poof into thin air I must jettison out of the office with my own two feet! Trust me, you want these shoes, they are flame retardant, water resistant, and can block out any mean glares.
Pixie Dust
Pixie dust is really just a glamor, it’s fun and sparkly, the associates like it at office parties. But it is all for show, the wand is where the magic is. I always bring a jar with me just in case I have to dress to impress. Don’t tell anyone, it’s our secret.
